(845): I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
texts from last night
May 12
May 11
(216): bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
(440): isn’t bella the cat???
(216): that she is
May 10
(507): I want your puppy
(507): I meant pussy
(612): I would rather you take my puppy
May 09
(619): dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
May 08
(612): you guys were way drunker than both of me
May 07
(816): She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that’s when I knew it was a done deal.
May 06
(513): K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends… Especially the cross eyed one.
May 05
(301): porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
May 04
(214): dude. I’m so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce’s mom
(214): I can’t wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce’s mom
May 03
(312): i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
